♪你走后♪ ♪After you've gone♪
♪然后让我哭泣♪ ♪And left me crying♪
♪你走后♪ ♪After you've gone♪
♪无可否认♪ ♪there's no denying♪
♪我会这样缠着你吗♪ ♪I'm gonna haunt you so♪
♪我要这样嘲笑你♪ ♪I'm gonna taunt you so♪
♪它会开车送你吗♪ ♪毁掉♪ ♪It's gonna drive you♪ ♪to ruin♪
[惊恐的喘息] [horrified gasp]
[邪恶的音乐响起] [sinister music playing]
[书重重地摔在桌子上] [book slammed on table]
[邪恶的音乐响起] [sinister music playing]
[嘁] [whispering sound]
[所有人尖叫] [everyone screams]
[紧张的音乐播放] [tense music playing]
[接近的脚步声] [approaching footsteps]
[门解锁] [door unlocks]
给爸爸一个惊喜。 Surprise daddy.
哇！ Whoa!
让单身周末开始吧！ Let the bachelor weekend commence!
整个周末♪ A whole weekend♪
三个热闹的白天和两个辉煌的夜晚。 Three sassy days and two glorious nights.
- 你最后的欢呼。 - 为我们的拉里做任何事情。 - Your last hurrah. - Anything for our Larry.
噢，孩子们！哦。 Oh children! Oh.
个人感觉好多了。 It is so much better in person.
嗯，只是很诡异。 Um, so espooky.
哦，这个建筑，我看得很开心。 Oh, this architecture, I am having a moment.
你好? Hello?
好吧，你永远不知道。 Well, you never know.
你真的要蒙住我的眼睛吗? Did you really have to blindfold me?
要么充满幻想，要么回家，你知道的。 Full fantasy or go home, you know.
- 我帮你收拾好了行李，拉里。 - 是的，他做到了。 - I packed your bag, Larry. - Yeah, he did.
就在我们绑架你并把你推到后座上之后。 Right after we kidnapped you and shoved you in the backseat.
哦，我的想法。 Oh, my idea.
你在尖叫，你还记得吗，拉里? And you were screaming, you remember that, Larry?
我的意思是，声音很大，但你很可爱。 I mean, it was loud, but you were so cute.
我很不好意思。 I was embarrassed.
你还记得我的晚霜吗? You remembered my night creme?
我的意思是，我刚刚把所有东西都装进了你的药柜里。 I mean, I just packed everything in your medicine cabinet.
- 哦，很多东西都是杰米的。 - 哦耶。 - Oh, a lot of that stuff was Jamie's. - Oh yeah.
我不知道哪支牙刷是你的，所以我就两把都拿了。 I didn't know which toothbrush was yours, so I just grabbed both.
对你的未婚夫和他的脏嘴感到抱歉。 Sorry to your fianc¨¦ and his filthy mouth.
好吧，现在会很脏。 Well, it's gonna be filthy now.
我不敢相信杰米居然保守了这个秘密。 I cannot believe that Jamie kept this a secret.
[紧张地笑] [laughs nervously]
你也许应该打电话给他并告诉他你在哪里。 You should probably call him and tell him where you are.
-耶稣基督啊！ - 嘿，但我们在一起了。 - Jesus Christ! - Hey, but we're together.
- 四个老朋友。 - 有时会接吻。 - Four old friends. - Who sometimes kiss.
什么? What?
不，我们不接吻。 No, we don't kiss.
特殊场合也不行吗? Not even on special occasions?
那么，如果不接吻，有朋友又有什么意义呢? Well, what's the point of having friends if you don't kiss?
好的。好吧，没人吻我。 Okay. Well, no one kiss me.
是的。我当然不需要任何吻。 Yeah. And I certainly don't need any kisses.
嗯，没错。 Mmm, that's right.
你一直在和那个人说话。是德米特里吗? You've been talking to that guy. Was it Dmitri?
事实上，呃，并没有成功。 Actually, uh, it didn't work out.
是的。所以，啊，我现在刚刚单身，感觉很好。 Yeah. So, argh, I'm freshly single now and feeling great about it.
[抽泣] [sobbing]
是的是的。 Yes, yes.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
好的。这个地方太疯狂了。 Okay. This place is crazy.
我知道，对吧? I know, right?
如果我住在这样的房子里，我永远不会穿衣服。 If I lived in a house like this, I would never wear clothes.
哦！哦，想象一下……想象一下…… Oh! Oh, imagine... imagine...
想象一下我烧掉我丈夫的手稿 imagine me, burning my husband's manuscripts
在这个壁炉里。 in this fireplace.
- 艾米·马奇。 - 哦。凯西·贝茨。 - Amy March. - Ooh. Kathy Bates.
- 海达·加布勒。 - 海达。是的。我就是这样的赫达。 - Hedda Gabler. - Hedda. Yes. I am such a Hedda.
戏剧。 Drama.
戏剧！ Drama!
我们有楼梯吗?一个别致的楼梯。 Do we have a staircase? A fancy staircase.
我正在寻找一个漂亮的楼梯。 I'm looking for a fancy staircase.
我找到了我喜欢的楼梯 I have found my fancy staircase
而她……嘎吱作响。 and she's... creaky.
等等，我是谁?我是谁? Wait, who am I? Who am I?
玛丽莲? Marilyn?
- 瑞秋·蕾·库克。 - 莉娜·霍恩。 - Rachael Leigh Cook. - Lena Horne.
是的！莉娜·霍恩. Yes! Lena Horne.
好吧，我们整个周末都有。 Well, we have it all weekend.
[巨响] [loud thud]
耶稣。她声音很大。 Jesus. She's loud.
花了不小的钱，但是朋友之间的钱算什么? It cost a small fortune, but what's money between friends?
- 我还在等待，Venmo。 - 来了，嘘。 - I'm still waiting on that,Venmo. - It's coming, boo.
- [惊呼]这些是免费的吗? - 放下它。 - [exclaims] Are these complimentary? - Put it down.
雷吉做了一整套活动。 Reggie made a whole roster of activities.
我建议我们这样做，因为今晚我们有排练 Which I suggest we get to because tonight we have our rehearsal
周末演出结束时。 for the end of weekend performance.
- “你走后?” ——《你走后》 - "After You've Gone?" - "After You've Gone."
有和谐吗?因为，我只能听到小三度。 Is there harmony? Because, I can only hear minor thirds.
请告诉我你带了假发。 Please tell me you brought the wigs.
史黛西. Stacey.
- 希拉。 - 是的！ - Sheila. - Yes!
- 布里奇特。 - 白人女性太多了！ - Bridgette. - Too many white women!
约瑟芬. Josephine.
你好，贝克女士。 Hello, Ms. Baker.
- 我把她遗赠给你。 - 谢谢。 - I bequeath her onto you. - Thank you.
凯文，你知道步骤吗? Kevin, do you know the steps?
- 你想教我吗? - 我会教他。 - Did you want to teach me? - I'll teach him.
[惊呼]孩子们！ [exclaims] Children!
我正式离开杰米去你们三个。 I am officially leaving Jamie for the three of you.
我爱你。谢谢。 I love you. Thank you.
你只结婚一次。 You only get married once.
[笑声] [laughter]
德米特里喜欢花。 Dmitri loved flowers.
我的意思是，我们从未见过面， I mean, we never met in person,
但他每天都给我发短信图片 but every day he text me pictures
最美丽的安排。 of the most beautiful arrangements.
所以发生了什么事? So what happened?
事实证明，他是一种旨在剥夺选民选举权的算法。 He turned out to be an algorithm designed to disenfranchised voters.
男人。 Men.
我的意思是，你在哪里找到这个地方的? I mean, where did you even find this place?
你说没有火岛，就没有棕榈泉。 You said no Fire Island, no Palm Springs.
我的意思是，你能想象什么样的人吗? I mean, can you imagine the kind of person
那甚至会...我的意思是，你可以吗? that would even... I mean, can you?
- 是的。 - 和... - Yes. - And...
我应该告诉他吗? should I tell him?
告诉我。告诉我。告诉我。 Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
它闹鬼了。 It's haunted.
[尖叫声] [shrieks]
我就知道。我就知道。 I knew it. I knew it.
我并不想诅咒它，但我从骨子里感觉到了它。 I didn't want to jinx it, but I felt it in my bones.
告诉我一切。 Tell me everything.
根据“全国鬼屋定位器”在线论坛—— According to the,National Haunted House,Locator's online forum--
所以你知道这是合法的。 So you know it's legit.
嗯，你可以在空气中感受到它。 Well, you can feel it in the air.
它很厚，你知道吗? It's thick, you know?
好吧，雷吉，告诉他这个传奇。 Okay Reggie, tell him the legend.
好的。 All right.
一百年前，原主人—— One hundred years ago, the original owner--
我需要一个名字。 I need a name.
西尔维娅·劳伦斯。 Sylvia Lawrence.
[诡异音效] [eerie sound effect]
[雷吉]她快疯了 [Reggie] She was driven mad
并冷血地杀害了她唯一的儿子。 and murdered her only son in cold blood.
他有很多事情要处理吗? Was he a lot to handle?
听听这个。 Listen to this.
西尔维娅·劳伦斯，寡妇和疯女人， Sylvia Lawrence, widow and mad woman,
谋杀儿子后被发现死亡。 discovered dead after murdering son.
[惊呼] [exclaims]
[Nico]真是个阴暗的女人。 [Nico] What a shady lady.
萨福克县的西尔维娅·劳伦斯 Sylvia Lawrence of Suffolk County
10月21日在她家中被处决 was executed in her home on the 21st day of October
落入不明罪魁之手。 at the hands of unidentified culprits.
[敲门声] [bang on door]
事件发生仅数小时 The incident occurred mere hours
劳伦斯女士刺伤了她唯一的儿子菲利普·劳伦斯。 after Ms. Lawrence stabbed her only son, Phillip Lawrence.
[脚步声] [footsteps]
[刀刺伤] [knife gores]
据称，他的尸体被埋在劳伦斯庄园。 And allegedly buried his body on the Lawrence estate.
地方当局称正义得到了伸张 Local authorities said justice was rightfully served
因为劳伦斯女士会因其罪行而被国家处决。 as Ms. Lawrence would have been executed by the state for her crime.
极好的。 Fantastic.
还有人说， And some say,
深夜，如果你仔细听的话。 late at night, if you listen very close.
[尖叫声] [screams]
我有那盏灯。 I have that lamp.
- 哦。 - 好的。 - Oh. - All right.
好的，伙计们，议程上的第一项。 Okay boys, so first item on the agenda.
哦，它是颜色编码的。 Oh, it's color coded.
嗯，在那之前，我有一个小小的惊喜。 Um, before that, I have a little surprise.
- 今天我们实际上已经完成了惊喜。 - 我们是吗? - We're actually done with surprises for today. - Are we?
- 因为我带来了我的咒语书。 - 停下来。 - Because I brought my book of spells. - Stop it.
还有我的水晶球。 And my crystal ball.
哦，我喜欢魔法。 Oh, I love magic.
- 这不在我们的任何文本中。 - 正确的。 - This wasn't in any of our texts. - Right.
惊喜。 A surprise.
你怎么认为?来一场小会儿? What do you think? A little s¨¦ance?
- 绝对地。 - 凯文：是的。 - Absolutely. - Kevin: Yes.
把德米特里带回来。 Bring back Dmitri.
不，我觉得这个单身汉周末将会是关于…… No. I'm feeling like this bachelor weekend's going to be all about...
召唤西尔维娅 Summoning Sylvia
西尔维娅 Sylvia
- 是的。 - 好的。我想我们可以把它挤进去。 - Yes. - All right. I guess we can squeeze it in.
哦，我应该打电话给杰米。 Oh, I should call Jamie.
是的，你这样做，我们就会去探索。是的。 Yes, you do that and we will go explore. Yeah.
木制品、风格、魅力。 The woodwork, the style, the glamour.
- 嗨宝贝。 - 你在干什么 - Hi baby. - What are you doing
开车时进行 FaceTime 通话? FaceTiming while driving?
我正在使用你给我的车载支架。 I'm using the car mount you got me.
- 哦，靠边停车。 - 好的。好的。好吧。好吧。 - Oh, pull over. - Okay. Okay. Alright. Alright.
那么，今晚你兴奋吗? So, are you excited about tonight?
事实上，男孩们已经来接我了。 The boys already picked me up, actually.
他们带我去了北部这座史诗般的鬼屋。 They took me upstate to this epic haunted house.
- 就像，人们实际上死在这里。 - 你在北部吗? - Like, people actually died here. - You're upstate?
你要去北部多久? How long are you going to be upstate?
- 嗯，三天。 - 什么? - Um, three days. - What?
这不是我的主意。 It wasn't my idea.
- 我对此一无所知。 - 呃。 - I didn't know anything about it. - Ugh.
为什么没有人告诉我? Why didn't anyone tell me?
嗯，你知道，你不能保守秘密。 Well, you know, you can't keep secrets.
好的。 Okay.
嘿，让我带你参观一下。 Hey, let me show you around.
宝贝，我弟弟呢? Babe, what about my brother?
你应该和他一起度过一整天。 You're supposed to spend the whole day with him.
礼服购物、鞋子； Tux shopping, shoes;
你是提出这个建议的人。 you're the one who suggested it.
嗯嗯。你能带他走吗? Mm-hmm. Can you take him?
我在工作。 I'm working.
他可以乘坐 Uber 吗? Can he take an Uber?
我只是，我真的想让你们互相了解。 I just, I really wanted you guys to get to know each other.
那天晚上我们聊了大约一个小时，他无话可说。 We talked for like an hour the other night and he had nothing to say.
嗯，他需要一段时间热身， Well, he takes a while to warm up,
但我知道一旦他了解你，他就会爱你。 but I know he will love you once he gets to know you.
出色地。 Well.
他的大多数朋友仍在科威特并且...... Most of his friends are still in Kuwait and...
你知道，我和他刚刚又开始说话了。 you know, he and I just started talking again.
- 嗯。 - 不，没关系。没关系。 - Um. - No, it's okay. It's okay.
告诉大家我打招呼。 Tell everyone I say hi.
- 我可以回来。 - 什么?不。 - I can come back. - What? No.
不，不。我几个小时后就可以回家 No, no. I can be home in a couple hours
和哈里森一起度过一天，然后今晚回到这里。 and spend the day with Harrison and then be back here tonight.
然后把男孩们留在上面?他们会恨我的。 And leave the boys up there? They'll hate me.
我不会把你扔到公共汽车底下，宝贝。不用担心。 I'm not going to throw you under the bus, babe. Don't worry.
- 你确定吗? - 是的。 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
你听到了吗? do you hear that?
听到什么? Hear what?
等等，等等拉里。 Wait, wait Larry.
[脚步声] [footsteps]
[音乐继续] [music continues]
[轻笑] [chuckling]
[音乐继续] [music continues]
[门砰地关上] [door slams shut]
[车门关上] [car door slams]
[发动机启动] [engine starts]
[尖叫声] [shrieks]
[车窗摇下] [car window rolls down]
打扰一下，小姐，您要去哪里? Excuse me, Miss. Where are you going?
拿点冰块。 Getting some ice.
你以为我没有吃冰吗? You think I didn't get ice?
但你得到够了吗? But did you get enough?
[小声] 下车。 [whispering] Get out of the car.
[车窗摇起] [car window rolls up]
[门打开] [door opens]
哦，你知道吗? Oh, you know what?
我必须尽快给杰米打电话。 I have to call Jamie really quick.
- 再次? - 嗯嗯。 - Again? - Mmhmm.
好的。但我们真的应该努力 Okay. But we should really work
- 这个周末关于这个相互依赖的事情。 - 什么? - on this co-dependency thing this weekend. - What?
[车门砰地关上] [car door slams shut]
[电话铃声] [phone ringing]
嘿。 Hey.
你好? Hello?
如果哈里森来到这里怎么办? What if Harrison came here?
真的吗? Really?
是的。 Yes.
确定他不会摔倒吗?我不想... Sure he wouldn't be crashing? I wouldn't want to...
你知道吗，我在思考之前就说了 You know what, I spoke before thinking
- 我没有想清楚。 - 哦耶。 - and I didn't think it through. - Oh yeah.
我不会撒谎。事实是，是这样的 And I'm not going to lie. The truth is, is that
我们很乐意让他来这里。 we would love to have him here.
哦！ Oh!
大家都同意吗? And everyone's cool with that?
[刘海汽车引擎盖] 是的。对的孩子们? [bangs car hood] Yes. Right children?
[咯咯笑]，每个人都很兴奋。 [chuckling],Every, everyone's so excited.
好的。 Okay.
是的，我将由哈里森来管理。 Yeah, I'll run it by Harrison.
他可能会在几个小时内开车去那里。 He could probably drive there in a few hours.
- 你确定吗?我不想，呃。 - 哦，耶！ - Are you sure though? I don't want to, uh. - Oh, yay!
我会把地址发给你。 I'll send you the address.
好的，太好了。 Okay, great.
哇。谢谢你宝贝。 Wow. Thank you, babe.
那真的很甜蜜。 That is really sweet.
你考虑哈里森真是太周到了 It's so thoughtful of you to think about Harrison
就他的需要以及我的需要而言，当然， in terms of, like, what he needs and in terms of what I need, of course,
然后……还有你朋友的需求。 and... and then also in terms of what your friends need.
这就是为什么你...你就像一个养育者， This is why you... you're like a nurturer,
但你也是一个聚集者，因为你把所有人聚集在一起 but you're also a gatherer, because you've gathered everyone together
而且您仍在寻找同时培养每个人的方法。 and you're still finding a way to nurture everyone at the same time.
你好?拉里? Hello? Larry?
[门嘎吱一声打开] [door creaks open]
哦，他在那儿。 Oh, there he is.
加入我们。 Join us.
我呃，我有话要告诉你。 I uh, I have something to tell you.
哦，通过舞蹈艺术告诉我们吧！ Oh, tell us through the art of dance!
?天啊，什么感觉? ?Oh my good lord what a feeling?
?这一切的快乐? ?我一直在偷东西? ?All of this joy? ?I've been stealing?
?我们都需要有人? ?We all need someone?
?能让我们相信的人? ?Someone that can make us believe?
?让我们相信? ?Make us believe?
?所以称我为一个有使命的人? ?So call me a man on a mission?
?我自己承认有罪? ?I'm guilty by my own admission?
?停下来！? ?Stop it!?
?被锁住但我挣脱了? ?Locked up but I break free?
?没有锁链可以带走我吗? ?No chains could ever take me?
?停不下来，停不下来，? ?现在不要停下来? ?Can't stop, won't stop,? ?don't stop now?
我的天啊！ Oh my God!
- 呃，正方形！ - 时髦的秘书。 - Uh, square! - Sassy secretary.
- 辛德勒的名单！ - 是的。 - Schindler's List! - Yes.
?抱我近一点? ?Hold me a little closer?
无法停止，不会停止，现在不要停止 Can't stop, won't stop, don't stop now
你是我的灵魂，我的宗教 You are my soul, my religion
你是我最好的决定 You are my best decision
不惜一切代价 Whatever it takes
我已经准备好打破自己的规则 I'm ready to break my own rules
打破常规 Break the rules
天啊！ Oh God!
- 哦！你还好吗? - 我的天啊！ - Oh! Are you okay? - Oh my God!
看，这就是为什么我们在旋转时必须小心。 See, this is why we have to be careful where we twirl.
别限制我。 Don't limit me.
接下来，我们有葡萄酒和设计，然后我们可以进行聊天室作业。 Next up, we have wine and design, and then we can chat room assignments.
- 啊。 - 我和你住一个房间。 - Ah. - I'll room with you.
我们有自己的房间，嗯。 We have our own rooms, hun.
是的，我们有我们的，他们也有他们的。 Yeah, we have ours and they have theirs.
- 不，我们 -- - 所以雷格， - No we -- - So Reg,
我需要两个房间； I'm going to need two rooms;
我的套房和我的客人的接待休息室。 a suite for me and a receiving lounge for my guests.
- 什么客人?！ - 哦好的。 - What guests?! - Oh, okay.
事实上杰米正在打电话，你知道吗? So actually Jamie was on the phone and you know what?
- 哦，妈妈。 - 什么? - Oh, Mama. - What?
S.劳伦斯的财产。 Property of S. Lawrence.
[喘气] [gasps]
凯文：那些是她的吗?哦。 Kevin: Are those hers? Oh.
[喘气] [gasps]
她太可怕了。 She's so scary.
雷吉：而且他很漂亮。 Reggie: And he's so beautiful.
他是一个漂亮的男孩。这是在 FaceTune 之前的情况。 He is a pretty boy. And this is before FaceTune.
[全部] 嗯。 [All] Mmm.
你怎么说?我们应该吗... What do you say? Should we...
认识这些图标，了解完整的故事， Meet these icons, get the full story,
也许我和菲利普勾搭上了?是的，我可以做点什么。 maybe I hook up with Phillip? Yeah, I could whip something up.
[吸气] [inhales]
电话没电了 Phone's away.
姐妹。 Sisters.
- 你以前做过这个吗? - 尼科：婊子， - Have you done this before? - Nico: Bitch,
你知道我看过《邪恶女巫》多少次吗? do you know how many times,I've seen Wicked?
- 这有什么关系 -- - 14 次。 - What does that have to do -- - 14 times.
所以不要质疑我对黑魔法的热爱。 So do not question my devotion to the dark arts.
尼科，你是我们当中最巫师的。 Nico, you are the witchiest of us all.
您可以继续。 You may proceed.
实际上。我..只是开玩笑，我需要马上回来。 Actually. I.. just kidding, I need to be right back.
我保证我会马上回来。一秒。 I promise I'll be right back. One second.
[脚步声渐渐消失] [footsteps fading]
胆汁。 The gall.
[电话铃声] [phone ringing]
- [杰米] 嘿，怎么了? - 嘿。 - [Jamie] Hey, what's up? - Hey.
我只是在想 如果哈里森不想来 I was just thinking, if,Harrison doesn't want to come,
- 我绝对不想让他这么做。 - 你不。 - I definitely don't want to make him. - You're not.
我的意思是，尼科涂了很多粉底。 I mean, Nico is wearing a lot of foundation.
哈里森不在乎这个。 Harrison doesn't care about that.
雷吉希望我们练习和声部分，这是一个紧密的四重奏...... And Reggie wants us to practice the harmony parts, it's a tight quartet...
他快到了。 He's almost there.
- 我以为每个人都对此很满意。 - 不，是他们。我是。 - I thought everyone was cool with it. - No they are. I am.
如果你不想让他来，你就不应该—— If you didn't want him to come, you shouldn't have --
不，我做。 No, I do.
我想要他在这里。我发誓。 I want him here. I swear.
- 你想让他转身吗? - 不， - Do you want him to turn around? - No,
- 会很棒的。 - 好的。 - it'll be great. - Okay.
当他到达那里时给我发短信。 Text me when he gets there.
[用方言说话] [speaking in tongues]
伟大的。现在我已经热身了。 Great. So now that I've warmed up.
很快，我刚刚和杰米通了电话—— So really quick, I just got off the phone with Jamie --
安静。 Silence.
[尖叫声] [screams]
- 那是什么? - 哦，我的手。 - What was that? - Oh, my hand.
- 有人抓住了我的手。 - 嗯，我看到它已经开始工作了。 - Someone grabbed my hand. - Hmm, I see it's already working.
说我们需要奉献。 Says we need an offering.
就像牺牲一样? Like a sacrifice?
今年我的牺牲还不够多吗? Haven't I sacrificed enough this year?
- 我们可以杀了尼科。 - 我可以操你父亲。 - We can kill Nico. - I could fuck your father.
孩子们！ Children!
我得到了它。 I got it.
一般的精神接受食物、饮料、草药、鲜花、诗歌、歌曲...... The average spirit accepts food, drinks, herbs, flowers, poems, songs...
?曾经有人告诉我，世界会碾压我? ?Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me?
?我不是棚子里最锋利的工具? ?I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed?
?她的手指和拇指看起来有点傻? ?She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb?
?额头上呈“L”形? ?In the shape of an "L" on her forehead?
[诡异的音乐响起] [eerie music playing]
让我们开始。 Let's begin.
我们召唤你，哦灵魂 We summon you, oh spirit
从你永恒的安息中， from your eternal rest,
邀请您作为我们的不朽客人加入我们。 inviting you to join us as our immortal guest.
隐私消失，睁开你的眼睛。 Privacy be gone and open up your eyes.
你为什么是英国人? Why are you British?
从天空的缝隙中显现出来。 Materialize here from the parting of the skies.
我受够了。 I'm done.
这是你的地方。 Here's your place.
在黑暗中度过数年，直到你的道路被照亮 Years in the dark,'til your pathway is lighted
当你和地球终于团聚时。 as you and the earth are at last reunited.
好的。这好可爱。 Okay. This is cute.
- 雷吉。 - 哦，但他可以是英国人吗? - Reggie. - Oh but he can be British?
这只是我的声音！ It's jus' me voice!
告诉我们你的故事，然后你就自由了—— Tell us your story and then you are free --
- 我们就在这里。 - 哦。 - We're right here. - Oh.
告诉我们你的故事，然后你就自由了。 Tell us your story and then you are free.
精神啊精神啊 Spirit, oh spirit,
我们正在召唤你。 we're summoning thee.
就是这样。 That's it.
然后我吹灭蜡烛。 And then I blow out the candle.
开始了。 Here we go.
[敲门声] [bang on door]
[歇斯底里的尖叫] [hysterical screaming]
[敲击声继续] [banging continues]
[尼科]你是菲利普吗? [Nico] Are you Phillip?
问他埋在哪里。 Ask him where he's buried.
我不认为是他。 I don't think it's him.
然后是西尔维娅。 Then it's Sylvia.
- 是男人还是女人? - 停止对鬼魂进行性别划分！ - Is it a man or a woman? - Stop gendering ghosts!
嘿！ Hey!
拉里，不！ Larry, no!
[门解锁] [door unlocks]
- 这是单身派对吗? - 我的天啊！ - Is this the bachelor party? - Oh my God!
什么? What?
- 我做了什么? - 雷吉雇了一个脱衣舞娘！ - What'd I do? - Reggie hired a stripper!
好吧，大男孩，让我看看你在做什么? All right big boy, show me what you're working with?
伙计们，停下吧。 Guys, stop it.
停止。停止。伙计们，停下吧。 Stop. Stop. Guys, stop it.
停止。停止。停止。 Stop. Stop. Stop.
[拉里尴尬地笑] [Larry awkwardly laughs]
是的。我...我没有订脱衣舞娘。 Yeah. I... I didn't order a stripper.
嘿。孩子们，嗯，伙计们，这是哈里森。 Hey. So children, huh, guys, this is Harrison.
他将和我们一起过周末。 He's going to be joining us for the weekend.
- 你是说他真的穿成那样了? - 是的。 - You mean he's dressed like that for real? - Yes.
看起来很奇怪。我不记得你告诉过我这些事。 Seems strange. I don't remember you telling me about any of this.
- 我正在尝试。 - 他是直的吗? - I was trying to. - And he's straight?
他无能为力。 He can't help that.
[笑声] [chuckles]
我喜欢你的迷彩。 I like your camo.
好的。我真的很感激您的提醒。 Okay. I really would've appreciated a heads up.
我花了很多时间... I spent a lot of time...
你是从伊拉克飞来的吗? Did you fly in from Iraq?
好吧，看一下。不。 Okay, look. No.
伙计们，这是我的单身派对。 Guys, it's my bachelor party.
好的。哈里森是家人。 Okay. And Harrison is family.
[笑] [laughs]
未来的家庭。 Future family.
他是我的兄弟，兄弟。 He's my brother, brother.
他是我姐夫 He's my brother-in-law
我们会让他感到非常舒服。 and we're going to make him feel really comfortable.
你们都是同性恋。 You're all gay.
[咳嗽] [coughs]
所以哈里森，嗯， So Harrison, um,
这里实际上只有四间卧室 there's actually only four bedrooms here
这样我就可以接待你了 so I could have accommodated you
如果我知道这个可爱的计划就好了。 if I would've known about this adorable plan.
再说一遍，我很高兴与某人同住一个房间。 Again, I am happy to room with someone.
我带来了正确呼吸条带。 I brought my Breathe Right strips.
我真的、真的坚持要求我们都有自己的房间。 I would really, really insist that we all have our own rooms.
好的。你知道吗?我们会找一个更大的地方。 Okay. You know what? We'll find a bigger place.
我确信这附近有什么东西。我的意思是这很容易。 I'm sure there's something around here. I mean it's easy.
- 你他妈在开玩笑吗? - 我会付钱的。 - Are you fucking kidding me? - I'll pay for it.
你是新娘，你不用付一分钱。 You are the bride, you're not paying a cent.
顺便说一句，Nico，我还在等那个 Venmo。 And by the way, Nico, I'm still waiting for that Venmo.
哦，我愿意，但我只有两个酒吧。 Oh, I would, but I only have two bars.
好的。你知道吗?哈里森可以占用我的房间 Okay. You know what? Harrison can take my room
- 然后我会坐沙发。 - 不，我会和哈里森住一个房间。 - and then I'll take the couch. - No. I'll room with Harrison.
我可以接受，他也可以。 I'm okay with it and so is he.
好的。不，呃，哈里森， Okay. No, uh, Harrison,
你将拥有自己的房间，我将占据那张沙发！ you will have your own room and I will take that couch!
- 你确定吗? - 是，我确定！ - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure!
我喜欢这个沙发。看看这个东西。 I love this couch. Look at this thing.
这是一张完美的沙发，我喜欢它。 It is just the perfect couch and I love it.
天哪，那是什么?棉布? God, what is that? Cotton?
好的。嗯，我带来了用于葡萄酒和设计的画布和颜料 Okay. Well, I brought the canvasses and paint for wine and design
我们还没有赢得或设计。 and we still have not yet wined nor designed.
哦，你知道吗?哈里森和我要上楼 Oh, you know what? Harrison and I, are going to go upstairs
我会带你去你的房间 and I'm going to show you to your room
然后，呃，你们可以，呃，开始喝一些鸡尾酒。 and then, uh, you guys can, uh, start on some cocktails.
- [尼科] 嗯嗯。 - 嗯，我是- - [Nico] Mm-hmm. - Um, I am-
哦，对不起。啤酒。 Oh, I'm sorry. Beer.
我没有喝到啤酒。 I didn't get beer.
是的。我们有 Bellinis 或 Appletinis 或 Raspberrini-tinis。 Yep. We have Bellinis or,Appletinis or Raspberrini-tinis.
- 我要一杯苹果提尼。 - 好的。 - I'll take an Appletini. - Okay.
- 你们为什么不去喝点啤酒呢? - 不，我不喜欢这个味道。 - Why don't you guys go get some beer? - No, I don't like the taste.
- 好的。但对于哈里森来说。 - 在哪里? - Okay. But for Harrison. - Where?
- 我们应该去哪里? - 一家商店。 - Where are we supposed to go? - A store.
- Postmates 会送货吗? - 哦，现在你有两个以上的酒吧了。 - Will Postmates deliver? - Oh, now you have more than two bars.
哦不，它死了。 Oh no, it died.
- 哦，我不介意实地考察。 - 太棒了，太棒了。 - Oh, I wouldn't mind a field trip. - Great, awesome.
哈里森，你喜欢什么类型的啤酒? Harrison, what kind of beer do you like?
我不喝酒。 I don't drink.
好的。 Okay.
- 啊对。 - 好的。 - Oh, right. - Okay.
这很酷。我已经戒酒六年了这并没有什么可耻的。 That's cool. I'm six years sober. There's no shame in that.
凉爽的。 Cool.
那么我们为什么不，呃，我们只是……跟着我。 So why don't we, uh, we're just... follow me.
其实你先走。 Actually, you go first.
[咯咯笑] [giggles]
[脚步声渐渐消失] [footsteps fading]
不得不说，拉里向我提出这个问题真的很不酷。 Got to say, really not cool of Larry to spring this on me.
- 哦放松。至少他很热。 - 对不起， - Oh relax. At least he's hot. - I'm sorry,
平头、迷彩服，他是什么?女同性恋? the crew cut, the camo, what is he; a lesbian?
我想知道他是否杀过人。 I wonder if he's killed anyone.
我不知道，女同性恋是一个温柔的人。 I don't know, lesbians are a gentle people.
- 他穿着军装。 - 我们刚刚... - He was wearing an army costume. - We just...
制服。 uniform.
我们只需确保我们的新女同性恋朋友感到受欢迎即可。对于拉里. We just have to make sure that our new lesbian friend feels welcome. For Larry.
那么灵魂呢? Well what about the spirits?
尼科，他只是说他不喝酒。 Nico, he just said he doesn't drink.
不，万一他是灵呢? No. What if he is a spirit?
如果菲利普，不，是西尔维娅的鬼魂进入了他的身体怎么办? What if the ghost of Phillip, no, Sylvia, entered his body?
好的。关键是：这一切都没有在日程上。 Okay. The point is: None of this was on the schedule.
我正在做苹果蒂尼，失败者。 I'm making an Appletini, losers.
[诡异的音乐] [eerie music]
[雷] [thunder]
[敲门] [banging the door]
[开门] [opening door]
母亲！ Mother!
这是你想要的吗? Is this what you want?
为了让人们听到你的声音? For people to hear you?
要看你的脸吗? To see your face?
不，我只是... No, I just...
不。 No.
保持关闭。 Keep it shut.
[呼吸粗重] [breathing heavily]
[拉里]啊。 [Larry] Ah.
所以，呃，是的，就是这里。这里是。 So, uh, yeah, here it is. Here it is.
嗯，这是你的床。这有点酷。 Um, it's got your bed. It's kind of cool.
嗯，你有一个窗户，梳妆台。 Um, you got a window, dresser.
它......实际上有点像战前的魅力。 It's... it's kind of got like a, like a pre-war charm to it actually.
哦好的。 Oh, okay.
嗯...我不会撒谎。我很惊讶你愿意来。 Um... I'm not going to lie. I'm surprised you wanted to come.
是的。杰米要求我这样做。 Yeah. Jamie asked me to.
嗯，希望它可以是... Well, hopefully it could be...
嗯，我……真的很抱歉。对不起。 Um, I'm... I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
我，我，我不知道你是，呃... I, I, I didn't know that you were, uh...
我们可以在你身边喝酒吗?酷吗? can we drink around you? Is it cool?
雷吉对此很满意，但我知道每个人都是不同的，所以。 Reggie's cool with it, but I know everyone is different, so.
是的，伙计，你做到了。 Yeah man, you do you.
好的。 Okay.
为我们的贵宾准备的初榨鸡尾酒。 A virgin cocktail for our guest of honor.
这里面是什么? What's in it?
哦，你知道一点这个，一点那个， Oh, you know a little bit of this, a little bit of that,
但如果你把它与爱混合在一起，它真的会...... but if you mix it with love, it's really going to...
好吗? is it good?
从基因上来说，直人的味觉较弱。 Straight people have weaker palates, genetically speaking.
[诡异的音乐响起] [eerie music playing]
呃，我能给你买点什么吗? Uh, can I get you anything?
看，我知道我的朋友可以很多， Look, I know my friends can be a lot,
所以我想提前感谢你们忍受他们的，呃，精力。 so I want to thank you in advance for putting up with their, uh, energy.
一个金发女郎。 A blonde chick.
[拉里] 天啊！你说的是尼科。 [Larry] Oh my God! You mean Nico.
她表现得很坚强。 She comes on strong.
尼科.是的。我会……我会和他谈谈。 Nico. Yeah. I'll... I'll talk to him.
他是个男人。 He's a guy.
如果你这么说的话。 If you say so.
你看过《猜猜谁来吃晚饭》吗? Have you ever seen,Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
赫本小姐，呃，天堂。 Miss Hepburn, ugh, heaven.
现在我可能不再是西德尼·波蒂埃那样的花哨医生 Now I may not be some fancy pants doctor like Sidney Poitier
但是呃，我...我确实爱你的兄弟 but uh, I... I do love your brother
我永远不会伤害他。 and I'd never hurt him.
必须拉屎。 Gotta take a shit.
好的。好的。 Good. Good.
[门砰地一声打开] [Door slams open]
- 他不喜欢? - 不。 - He didn't like it? - No.
- 那么他喜欢什么? - 猫。 - Well then what does he like? - Pussy.
[诡异的音乐响起] [Eerie music playing]
尼科. Nico.
什么? What?
婊子。 Bitch.
我只是在等待我们的谈话 I'm just waiting for our talk
关于我需要...缓和它。 about me needing to... tone it down.
- 天啊。我—— - 我的精力毕竟很多。 - Oh God. I- - My energy is a lot after all.
你不应该听到这个， You weren't supposed to hear that,
但不是每个人都能像你一样伟大和大胆。 but not everyone can be as big and bold as you.
呃，你觉得这很大吗? Ugh, you think that's big?
[刀在船上叮当作响] [knife clanks on board]
我的意思是，我真的以为他就是那个人。 I mean, I really thought he was the one.
我的意思是他对表情符号的使用，你无法教他。 I mean his use of emoji, you can't teach that.
那确实是一种病毒。 That was literally a virus.
对不起。 Sorry.
抱歉，我说话不合时宜。 Sorry, I'm speaking out of turn.
他感觉如此真实。 He felt so real.
但我喜欢尼科所说的。 But I liked what Nico was saying though.
你知道，如果我们能亲吻我们的朋友， You know, if we could just kiss our friends,
即使只是在特殊的场合，我们也不会这样…… even if it's only on special occasions, we wouldn't be so...
独自的。 alone.
是的。 Yeah.
是的，我不……我不，我不这么认为。 Yeah, I don't... I don't, I don't think that.
[窃笑]是的。我知道。我知道。 [Sniggers] Yeah. I know. I know.
此外，我们并不孤单。 Besides, we're not, we're not alone.
噢，你不这么认为——? Oh, you don't think that-?
不，我不。 No, I don't.
[两人都笑了] [both chuckle]
所以... So...
那时就只有我们了。 it's just us then.
【玻璃板破裂】 [glass plate breaks]
- 天啊。 - 不。 - Oh God. - No.
对不起。是吗，我这么做了吗?让我... I'm sorry. Did, did I do that? Let me...
- 不，还好。 - 坚持，稍等。我来帮你。我来帮你。我只是- - No, it's fine. - Hold on. Let me help you. Let me help you. I just-
[热烈的吻] [kisses passionately]
?哦，宝贝，♪ ♪Oh, baby,♪
♪看看你在做什么♪ ♪See what you're doing♪
♪我会这样缠着你吗♪ ♪I'm gonna haunt you so♪
♪我要这样嘲笑你♪ ♪I'm gonna taunt you so♪
♪我要把你推向毁灭♪ ♪I'm going to drive you to ruin♪
是的♪ Yes♪
[嗡嗡声] [Humming]
[诡异的音乐响起] [eerie music playing]
[门的尖叫声] [door screeches]
哦好的。 Oh, okay.
你迷路了吗? Are you lost?
我听到唱歌了。 I heard singing.
什么?不是你的风格? What? Not your genre?
呃。 Eww.
[诡异的音乐响起] [eerie music playing]
[音乐播放] [music playing]
孩子们? Children?
[音乐继续] [music continues]
孩子们? Children?
[嘲笑] [Scoffs]
嘿，哥们，有什么好吃的? Hey buddy, what's good?
你对我的男人好吗? You good my man?
有没有小姐姐喜欢的呢? Any ladies get your fancy?
我的天啊。妈的，这很难。 Oh my God. Fuck, this is hard.
嘿，伙计，你好吗? Hey buddy, you good?
好的。 Good.
很好，不错。 Good, nice.
嘿伙计，我一直想问，你的演讲怎么样? Hey man, I been meaning to ask, how... how's your speech coming along?
演讲? Speech?
用于接待。 For the reception.
发表一点演讲的总是最好的人。 It's always the best man that gives a little speech.
你知道... You know...
小狗和小马表演，也许是烧烤，也许是口语。 little dog and pony show, maybe a roast, maybe spoken word.
没有人告诉我这些狗屎。 Nobody told me this shit.
我该怎么办，嗯... What do I, um...
你能为我写一下吗? can you write it for me?
哦，来吧。我……我不知道你和你哥哥的内幕笑话，你们的经历。 Oh, come on. I... I don't know you and your brother's inside jokes, your experience.
我不擅长，嗯... I'm not good with, um...
字?你做得很好，亲爱的。 Words? You're doing great, sweetie.
搞什么鬼? What the fuck?
哦，我很抱歉，伙计。 Oh, I'm so sorry, man.
[接吻和呻吟] [smooching and moaning]
其他人都去哪儿了? Where'd everybody else go?
呃，我认为雷吉和凯文是——一秒钟。 Uh, I think Reggie and,Kevin are -- one second.
[门砰地一声打开] [door slams open]
祝你胃口好。 Bon app¨¦tit.
[笑] [laughing]
哦，你想和我分享座位吗? Ooh, did you want to share my seat?
我很好。 I'm good.
我……我不是说分享。你可以的，你可以拥有它。 I... I don't mean share. You can, you can have it.
肉在哪里? Where's the meat?
哦，我想我们今晚可以吃一顿清淡的晚餐 Oh, I figured we can have a light dinner tonight
然后早上吃更清淡的早餐。 and then in the morning have an even lighter breakfast.
咱们进来点单吧。 Let's order in.
- 你在干什么? - 我得到了它。 - What are you doing? - I got it.
- 你不付钱。 -?没关系。 - You're not paying. -?It's fine.
有本尼根的吗? Is there a Bennigan's?
我会提出一些建议，但我不想表现得太强烈。 I would suggest something, but I don't want to come on too strong.
哈里森? Harrison?
哈里森！ Harrison!
呃，披萨? Uh, pizza?
- 是的。让我们这样做吧。 - 当然。美好的。 - Yes. Let's do that. - Sure. Fine.
啊，然后就解决了。 Ah, then it settled.
你们喜欢薄皮，对吧，瘦子们? You guys like thin crust, right, you skinny faggots?
[全都笑] [all laugh]
我们现在可以这么说吗? We can say that now?
我们可以。 We can.
[西尔维亚]小心亲爱的。 [Sylvia] Careful darling.
这个很锋利 This one is sharp
旨在与探险队一起渗透， designed to penetrate with expedition,
几乎没有任何努力。 hardly any effort at all.
这把刀片可以直接滑过肉， And this blade can glide right through meat,
通过身体清洁。 clean through the body.
刺穿肉体的感觉， How it must feel to puncture flesh,
成为刽子手。 to be executioner.
[菲利普]你做这个已经很多年了。 [Phillip] It's been years since you made this.
还记得吗，妈妈? Remember, Mother?
你会叫我去吃晚饭 You'd call me in for supper
房子里充满了大蒜和西红柿的气味。 and the smell of garlic and tomatoes would fill the house.
教我怎么做吧。 Teach me how to make it.
你能为我做吗? Could you do that for me?
我会尽我所能来保护美好事物 I will do what I must to protect what is good
又纯洁又正确！ and pure and right!
到时候，我就不会害怕。 And when it is time, I will not be afraid.
你会怎么做? What will you do?
编舞。 Choreography.
最后。耶。 Finally. Yay.
等等，不，我实际上并不认为那是—— Wait, no, I don't actually think that that's--
等等，我还没有伸展。 Wait, I haven't stretched.
哦，我们将从剧烈的身体热身开始。 Oh, we'll start with a vigorous physical warm up.
- 我去拿假发。 - 哦，小心对待他们。 - I'll get the wigs. - Oh, treat them with care.
- 哦哈里森，你是什么?男中音、男低音—— - 不！ - Oh Harrison, what are you? Baritone, bass-- - No!
有什么问题吗? What the problem?
不好了。对不起。我们不会让你唱歌。 Oh, no. I'm sorry. We're not going to make you sing.
但什么?没关系。这很愚蠢。 But what? It's fine. It's silly.
他妈的地狱。 Fucking hell.
什么?我只是在想我们的客人。 What? I'm just thinking about our guest.
当然是我们的客人。 Of course, our guest.
那么，你觉得怎么样，哈里森?我们会学习—— Well, what do you think, Harrison? We'd be learning--
不！他不感兴趣。 No! He is not interested.
他可以为自己说话。你喜欢什么样的音乐? He can speak for himself. What kind of music do you like?
[重金属音乐演奏] [heavy metal music playing]
这很好。我喜欢这个。很好。 This is good. I like this. It's good.
[叹气] [sighs]
那是泰姬陵吗? Is that the Taj Mahal?
我知道了，光源在哪里? I know, where's the light source?
这个观点是一场灾难。 The perspective's a disaster.
天哪，把它放在一起吧，凯文。 God, get it together, Kevin.
嘿，我喜欢你的。 Hey, I like yours.
哇！你妈妈真漂亮。 Aww! Your mom's so pretty.
谢谢。 Thanks.
尼科，让我们看看你的。 Nico, let's see yours.
- 哇。这是呃--抽象的。 - Wow. It's uh-- - Abstract.
这是抽象的。 It's abstract.
好的。嘿。你好朋友。你为什么不来加入我们呢，伙计? Okay. Hey. Hey buddy. Why don't you come join us, buddy?
对不起。我不能，抱歉。 I'm sorry. I can't, sorry.
偏头痛。 Migraine.
好的。呃，我从来没有，有人吗? Okay. Uh, Never-Have-I-Ever, anyone?
- 是啊是啊。 - 是的。 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- 这场比赛我总是输。 - 好的。清理空间。 - I always lose this game. - All right. Clear the space.
不管你信不信，这已经在明天的日程上了。 Believe it or not, this was on the schedule for tomorrow.
啊，伟大的思想。 Ah, great minds.
[敲击] [Banging]
'打扰一下? 'Scuse me?
那是什么? What was that?
它可能只是包的一部分。拥抱它吧。 It's probably just a part of the package. Just embrace it.
我只是要，给我一个... I'm just gonna, just gimme a...
嗨，弗兰克，我是雷吉，你的周末房客。 Hi Frank, it's Reggie, your weekend tenant.
呃，嗨。我只是打电话来询问墙壁的撞击声。 Uh, hi. I was just calling about the banging in the walls.
我想知道这是否是那些有趣的功能之一 I was wondering if that was like one of those fun features
或者更多的是结构性问题。 or more of a structural issue.
我期待接到您的电话或短信。 I look forward to getting your call, or a text.
我们喜欢一段文字。再见。 We love a text. Bye.
[墙上的刘海] [bangs on wall]
好吧，孩子们，我们可以吗? All right, children, shall we?
让我们玩。举起10根手指，让我看看。 Let's play. 10 fingers up, let me see 'em.
我先走了。 I'll go first.
我从来没有杀过我的儿子 Never have I ever killed my son
并将他的尸体埋在我的庄园里。 and buried his body on my estate.
- 绝不? - 我知道。令人惊讶，对吧? - Never? - I know. Surprising, right?
而且我没有财产，这太疯狂了。 And I don't have an estate, which is insane.
- 雷吉? - 我不知道。 - Reggie? - I don't know.
- 我一直以为我会有一个女儿。 - 哇。 - I always thought I would have a daughter. - Aww.
- 凯文? - 我曾经埋葬了所有的豆豆宝宝。 - Kevin? - I buried all my beanie babies once.
为什么? Why?
他们知道的太多了。 They knew too much.
哈里森你呢?你曾经杀死并埋葬过你的儿子吗? What about you Harrison? You ever kill and bury your son?
[笑] [Laughs]
这很有趣。 It's funny.
好的。 Okay.
谁是下一个?这次是真的。 Who's next? And for real this time.
- 好的。轮到我了。我从来没有—— - 凯文…… - Okay. My turn. Never have I ever-- - Kevin...
-你为什么不走? - 为什么我不能走? - why don't you go? - Why don't I get to go?
因为没有人需要听到你在澡堂里没做过的事。 Because no one needs to hear what little you haven't done in a bathhouse.
- 没有人，你的意思是- - 凯文！是的。 - And by no one, you mean-- - Kevin! Yes.
一，一，一，我从来没有 Um, um, um, never have I ever
在一座令人毛骨悚然的老房子的厨房地板上和一个家伙勾搭上了 hooked up with a guy on the kitchen floor of a creepy old house
'直到今天。 'til today.
- 什么? - 凯文！ - What? - Kevin!
- 我他妈就知道。 - 不好了。那不是你玩的方式。 - I fucking knew it. - Oh no. That is not how you play.
- 那你怎么玩呢? - 这件事发生在什么时候? - Well then how do you play? - This happened when?
我知道你们在厨房里呆得太久了！ I knew you all were in that kitchen for too long!
我们不要小题大做—— Let's not make a big thing about--
你们这些妓女！这是我的单身派对。 You whores! This is my bachelor party.
耽误。他们做了什么? Hold up. They did what?
是的。我的想法正是如此，哈里森。 Yeah. My thoughts exactly, Harrison.
等等，首先，这种情况发生多久了? Wait, first off, how long has this been happening?
这是第一次。 This was the first time.
是的。我从来没有用那样的眼神看过他。 Yeah. I've never even looked at him in that way.
并不是说他不可爱，也不是说你……你很可爱。 Not that he isn't, not that you... you are adorable.
你也是。我妈要翻身了 You are too. My mom is going to flip.
[轻笑] [chuckling]
- 你喜欢这样吗，哈里森? - 这很有趣。 - You like that, Harrison? - It's pretty funny.
这很有趣。 It is funny.
[笑声] [Chuckles]
等一下。我的天啊。 Oh, wait. Oh my God.
你们在做三明治的时候都在一起了吗? You all hooked up while making the sandwiches?
什么? What?
- 是的，但是三明治很卫生。 - 我们发誓。 - Yeah, but the sandwiches were sanitary. - We swear.
那么在地板上呢? And on the floor?
碎片，天哪。但你知道什么... The splinters, oh my God. But you know what...
- 你们两个，这太-- - 恶心。 - you two, this is so-- - Disgusting.
嗯，可爱。 Um, cute.
我本来想说可爱的。你们真可爱。 I was going to say cute. You guys are cute.
- 你刚刚说什么? - 什么? - What did you just say? - What?
他不是那个意思。你不是那个意思吧? He didn't mean that. You didn't mean that, right?
你为什么要维护他? Why are you defending him?
你们也笑了。 You guys were laughing too.
- 你知道吗，我要去-- - 等等，别走。 - You know what, I'm going to-- - No wait, don't go.
[暴力撞击] [violent banging]
[灯泡坏了] [light bulb breaks]
一。 Um.
刚刚发生了什么? What just happened?
我看不到。 I can't see.
[砰！] [Bang!]
[尖叫声] - 保险丝盒在哪里? - 我不知道。 [squealing] - Where's the fuse box? - I don't know.
- 这是出租！ - 有人会拿到他们的手机吗? - It's a rental! - Will somebody get their phone?
哦，我这里有。 Oh, I have it here.
- 我以为你的手机没电了。 - 哦，确实如此。 - I thought your phone died. - Oh it did.
[敲击声继续] [banging continues]
- 就是这个。 - 好吧，大家... - This is it. - Okay, everyone...
只是说保持冷静。我确信有一个解释—— just says stay calm. I'm sure that there's a explanation--
我还有很多事没做！ There's so much I haven't done!
- 谁在碰我? - 不是他妈的我！ - Who is touching me? - Not fucking me!
没有人认为这是他妈的你！ No one thought it was fucking you!
[敲击声继续] [banging continues]
没人动。 Nobody move.
[幽灵般的童声歌唱] [ghostly child singing]
我的天啊。 Oh my God.
你听到了吗? Did you hear that?
它从哪里来? Where is it coming from?
[尖叫声] [squeals]
哦！有效。 Oh! It worked.
什么有效? What worked?
嗯，在你来这里之前我们就已经有过接触了。 Um, we had a s¨¦ance before you came here.
本来就是，没什么。真的，这很愚蠢。 It was, it was nothing. Really, it was silly.
[激烈的撞击] [intense banging]
[尖叫和大喊] [screaming and yelling]
[敲击声继续] [banging continues]
也许那是一只老鼠。 Maybe it was a mouse.
好吧，也许有几只老鼠。 Okay, maybe several mice.
嗨弗兰克。是雷吉。 Hi Frank. It's Reggie.
我只是想知道我们是否被恶魔力量包围了 I was just wondering if maybe we were surrounded by demonic forces
或可能需要一些维护。 or in possible need of some maintenance.
请尽快给我回电话。 Please give me a call back as soon as you can.
我希望您在亲人的陪伴下度过了一个美好的夜晚。 I hope you're having a wonderful evening surrounded by loved ones.
西尔维娅? Sylvia?
- 菲利普? - 不！ - Phillip? - Don't!
- 这是你们做的事吗?你和恶魔打交道吗? - 不！ - Is this what you guys do? You fuck around with demons? - No!
- 菲利普不是恶魔。 - 我的意思是，西尔维娅，我们还不清楚。 - Phillip is not a demon. - I mean, Sylvia, we're still unclear.
你对我下了某种诅咒吗? You put some kind of curse on me?
- 哦，靠你了。噢，亲爱的。 - 你是认真的? - Oh, on you. Oh honey. - Are you serious?
我们认为这行不通。 We didn't think it would work.
什么都没起作用！我们有点超前了。 Nothing worked! We're getting ahead of ourselves.
嗯，所有迹象都表明，我是个女巫。 Um, all signs point to, I'm a witch.
我想……他们在这里。 I think... they're here.
好的。为了论证， Okay. For argument sake,
就说我们召唤了一个凶恶的鬼魂 let's just say we summoned a murderous ghost
带着一个苍白的儿子。如果我们召唤她， with a pale son. If we summoned her,
那我们就可以给她驱魔了，对吧? then we can exorcise her, right?
好吧，但她才刚到这里。 Well but she just got here.
而现在她需要离开！ And now she needs to leave!
来吧，你的书里一定有反转的内容！ Come on, there must be something in your book about reversing it!
- 去实现它（梦想）;去得到它（东西！ - 如果她生气怎么办? - Go get it! - What if she gets mad?
- WHO? - 西尔维娅！ - Who? - Sylvia!
- 去他妈的，我要离开这里。 - 等待！ - Fuck this, I'm out of here. - Wait!
如果他想走那就让他走吧。 If he wants to leave then let him leave.
等等，你还没带东西。 Wait, you don't have your stuff.
- 拿上你的包，拉里。 - 什么?我? - Get your bag, Larry. - What? Me?
让我们继续前进。我不会因为把你一个人留在这里而受到责备。 Let's move. I'm not going to get blamed for leaving you here alone.
他并不孤单。 He's not alone.
哈里森，兄弟，你不必害怕。 Harrison, bruh, you don't have to be scared.
我不是。 I'm not.
事实证明这里有一群不是同性恋的人。 Turns out there's a bunch of gay guys here who aren't.
在我把他打倒之前，有人能让他闭嘴吗? Would somebody shut this guy up before I knock him out?
好的。嗯，你知道吗?伙计们，我们要做的就是冷静下来， Okay. Well, you know what? Guys, all we have to do is calm down,
喘口气，把邪恶的灵魂从这所房子里驱走。 take a breather, and exorcise the evil spirits from this house.
什么? What?
和劳伦斯女士坐在一起发生了什么 What happened to sitting down with Ms. Lawrence
并找出她谋杀孩子的原因? and finding out why she murdered her kid?
- WHO? - 我还没说完。 - Who? - I'm not finished.
那么预订鬼屋有什么意义呢? And what is the point of booking a haunted house?
- 这个地方闹鬼? - 我在说话?我正在说话。 - This place is haunted? - I'm speaking? I'm speaking.
我们不能问西尔维娅几个问题吗? Can't we just ask Sylvia a few questions?
- 像什么? - 你为什么要那么做? - Like what? - Why did you do it?
他埋在哪里?你穿的是谁? Where is he buried? Who are you wearing?
有丈夫吗? Was there a husband?
我的意思是，对我来说她更像是一个寡妇。 I mean, she seems more like a widow to me.
但如果她也杀了他呢? But what if she killed him too?
让她提出来吧。 Let's let her bring that up.
嘿！ Hey!
这他妈是什么? What the fuck is this?
有人在玩弄我，这并不好笑。 Someone's fucking with me and it's not funny.
发生了什么? What happened?
我说我不喝酒。看看我的杯子。 I said I don't drink. Look at my cup.
我，我，我确信这是一次意外。 I, I, I'm sure it was an accident.
- 没人给你倒酒。 - 有人做到了。 - Nobody filled up your glass. - Someone did.
- 哦，西尔维娅... - 我知道是你。 - Oh, Sylvia... - And I know it was you.
呃，尼科不会这么做。 Uh, Nico wouldn't have done that.
好的。您有可以致电的赞助商吗? Okay. Do you have a sponsor that you could call?
- 什么? - 你是该计划的一部分，对吧? - What? - You're part of The Program, right?
- 所以你有一些- - 我不做那种事。 - So you have some-- - I don't do that shit.
好的。好的。好吧。 Okay. Okay. Alright.
好吧，如果这触发了你，那没关系 Well, if this is triggering for you, which it's okay
如果是的话，把杯子给我，我把它倒出来， if it is, just give me the glass and I'll pour it out,
不用担心。 no worries.
不要浪费它。拉里，来找你的异性恋吧。 Don't waste it. Larry, come get your hetero.
好的。你没有帮助。 Okay. You're not helping.
灯一灭，你就抓住了那个瓶子。 The second those lights went out, you grabbed that bottle.
你第一次有机会跟我搞砸。 First chance you got to screw with me.
你有什么问题? What is your problem?
我...我是说，你是吗? I... I mean, did you?
什么? What?
我...我的意思是，从那时起你就已经为他出力了... I... I mean, you've had it out for him since...
哦，我已经为他准备好了?！ Oh, I've had it out for him?!
好的。我们可以把这个放在桌上吗? Okay. Can we just table this?
- 我的意思是，我们有驱魔任务要做。 - 好决定。 - I mean, we have an exorcism to do. - Good call.
呃，西尔维娅！你可以听见我们吗? Uh, Sylvia! Can you hear us?
是的。让自己出名吧，女孩！ Yeah. Make yourself known, girl!
是的。我们只是想谈谈。我相信你一定有一些故事！ Yeah. We just want to talk. I'm sure you have some stories!
从我走进这里的那一刻起，我就知道你是个坏消息。 From the moment I walked in here I knew you were bad fucking news.
- 同样的女孩。 - 嘿，别这么叫我。 - Same girl. - Hey, don't call me that.
好的。我们可以吗? Okay. Can we please?
你想让我喝醉并失去控制。 You wanted me to get drunk and lose control.
- 说吧。你想—— - 随我所欲吗? - Say it. You wanted to-- - Have my way with you?
占你便宜? Take advantage of you?
- 嘿，你有病。 - 嘿，你们两个，停下来。 - Hey, you're sick. - Hey, both of you, stop it.
你知道吗 如果我要和一个直男打交道 You know what, if I were going to hit on a straight guy,
性格这么差的我是不会选的。 I wouldn't pick one with such a shitty personality.
今晚有人想死！ Someone wants to die tonight!
- 你在干什么? - 这会分散你的注意力，随它去吧。 - What are you doing? - It's a distraction, go with it.
你离我远点！ Get off of me!
嘿，他妈的。 Hey, fuck it.
精神对醉酒的我毫无帮助。 Spirit's got nothing on drunk me.
不不不。你在干什么? No, no, no. What are you doing?
[戏剧性的音乐演奏] [dramatic music playing]
让我们来聚会吧，婊子。唔? Let's party bitch. Hmm?
一饮而尽。 Bottoms up.
我的天啊。哦，杰米……杰米。我的天啊。 Oh my God. Oh Jamie... Jamie. Oh my God.
- 好的。 - 我们正在下降。 - Okay. - And we're going down.
- 好吧，凯文，去喝点水。 - 好的。 - Okay, Kevin, go get some water. - Okay.
- 这里。这里。 - 哦，尼科明白了。尼科拿到了水。 - Here. Here. - Oh, Nico's got it. Nico got the water.
好吧，拉里，你喝水吗? Okay, Larry, are you drinking the water?
你需要喝水方面的帮助吗，因为我可以—— Do you need help drinking the water because I can--
请给他空间，三英尺，好吧。 Give him space please, three feet, all right.
嘿，看，你很好。都很好。 Hey look, you're good. It's all good.
为什么我必须嫁给一个白人男孩? Why did I have to marry a white boy?
你看，这就是发生的事情。 You see, this is what happens.
- 你爱杰米。 - 他还好。 - You love Jamie. - He's fine.
- 你爱杰米。 - 请别打扰我！ - 哦。 - You love Jamie. - Leave me alone! - Oh.
好的。好吧，这就是我们要做的。 Okay. All right, this is what we're going to do.
听好了。我们会想办法扭转这个局面 Listen up. We are going to figure out a way to reverse this shit
并让这些灵魂回到他们来的地方。是的? and get these spirits back to where they came from. Yes?
- 是的。 - 明白了吗? - Yes. - Understood?
- 尼科? - 嗯嗯。 - Nico? - Mm-hmm.
- 好的。好的。去拿你的书吧。 - 杰米将会-- - All right. Good. Go get your book. - Jamie's going to--
杰米……杰米根本不知道发生了什么。 Jamie.... Jamie has no idea what's even going on.
嘿，哈里森可以睡个好觉了。 Hey, and Harrison can sleep it off.
甚至不用担心，杰米。他可能根本就没有考虑过我们。 Don't even worry about,Jamie. He's probably not even thinking about us.
- [手机振动] -哦。 - [phone vibrating] -Oh.
- 嗨杰米。是雷吉。 - 雷吉。 - Hi Jamie. It's Reggie. - Reggie.
我喜欢听你的声音。你喜欢听我的。 I love hearing your voice. You love hearing mine.
听着，这里一切都很棒。 Listen, everything is great over here.
不用担心任何事情。 Don't worry about anything.
你哥哥只是对我们尖叫并喝掉了一整瓶酒。 Your brother just screamed at us and drank an entire bottle of wine.
- 一切都在我们的掌控之中。 - 你是说哈里森吗? - We have it all under control. - Do you mean Harrison?
- 是的。别担心。 - 拉里? - Yeah. Don't worry about it. - Larry?
好的。我们要去订披萨。 Okay. We're going to order pizza.
- 拉里在哪里? - 好的。祝福你和你的家人。再见。 - Where is Larry? - All right. Blessings to you and yours. Bye-bye.
[喘气] [gasping]
嘿。你好。你好吗?抱歉，确实如此， Hey. Hi. How are you? Sorry about that, it's really,
- 一切安好。我们有- - -别说话了。 - everything is fine. We're having-- - -Stop talking.
- 他真的喝酒了吗? - 是的。 - Did he really drink? - Yes.
但只是喝了几口，然后又喝了几口。 But it was just a few sips followed by several more sips.
- 我正在开车。 - 不，不，我能处理这个。 - I'm driving up. - No, no, I can handle this.
- 找到咒语。 - 哦，放松点。她现在可能已经走了。 - Find the spell. - Oh, relax. She's probably already gone by now.
[门嘎吱一声打开] [door creaks open]
找到咒语。 Find the spell.
你不认识我的兄弟。 You don't know my brother.
你得举办你的单身派对，所以让我来举办我的吧。 You got to have your bachelor party, so let me have mine.
我知道。只是那是过去的事了... I know. It's just that in the past...
有时他会变得……暴力。 there have been times when he has gotten... violent.
已经有一段时间没有发生了，但是... Hasn't happened in a while, but...
哇。伟大的。谢谢你邀请他。 Wow. Great. Thanks for inviting him.
- 你邀请了他！ - 你让我邀请他的！ - You invited him! - You made me invite him!
这是你的主意！好的。好的。我正在路上。 It was your idea! Okay. Okay. I'm on my way.
这真的有必要吗? Is that really necessary?
是的。 Yes.
留意他 Keep an eye on him
并且确保你隐藏了任何可以用作潜力的东西—— and just make sure that you hide anything that could be used as a potential--
[电话嘟嘟声] [Phone beeps]
所以我们有西尔维娅的手套，但我们仍然需要找到菲利普的东西。 So we have Sylvia's gloves, but we still need to find something of Phillip's.
好的。那么，我们怎么知道什么是属于他的呢? Okay. Well, how are we supposed to know what belongs to him?
- 只用你的直觉。 - 你不必对此无礼。 - Just use your intuition. - You don't have to be rude about it.
没有时间好好表现。 There is no time for nice.
好的。呃... Okay. Uh...
裤子。这些有用吗? Pants. Will these work?
- 他们是菲利普的吗? - 我不知道。我喜欢褶皱。 - Are they Phillip's? - I don't know. I like the pleats.
当你在那里的时候，给我找一条围巾。有戏剧性的东西。 While you're in there, find me a shawl. Something with drama.
重点。 Focus.
敲，敲。 Knock, knock.
什么嘘，你还好吗? What boo, are you okay?
天啊... Oh my...
[开门] [opening door]
我为他们感到高兴。 I'm just so happy for them.
这里你不明白什么? What don't you understand here?
西尔维娅找到了那张照片，这就是她所需要看到的。 Sylvia found that photo and that's all she needed to see.
- 歌姬很可恨。 - 另一个男孩呢? - Diva was hateful. - What about the other boy?
她很可能也杀了他。 She probably killed him too.
我想象她在看到他们做这件事的时候就失去了理智。 I imagine she walked in on them doing the deed and lost her fucking mind.
但这还不够。 And that still wasn't enough.
这所房子里有四位华丽的女王 There are four magnificent queens in this house
她还没有完成。 and she's not done yet.
[脚步声逼近] [footsteps approaching]
我就知道。 I knew it.
你什么都不知道。 You knew nothing.
我感觉到了。 I felt it.
- 好的。 -我们不要急于下结论。 - Okay. -Let's just not jump to conclusions.
他是同性恋。和你我一样同性恋，几乎和尼科一样同性恋。 He is gay. As gay as you and me, almost as gay as Nico.
- 不可能的。 - 看看他。 - Impossible. - Just look at him.
好的。好的。 Okay. Okay.
当我看着那双阴沉的眼睛的那一刻，我就知道了。 The moment I looked into those faggoty eyes, I knew.
[门砰地关上] [door slams shut]
- 是她。 - 开始了。 - It's her. - Here we go.
妈的，妈的，妈的。 Shit, shit, shit.
- 卡住了！ - 不，不！ - It's stuck! - No, no!
让我想想。 Let me think.
有人身上有手机吗?我的已经死了 Does anyone have their phone on them? Mine's dead.
你不是还认真地致力于那一点吗? Aren't you seriously still committing to that bit?
天啊。我的在厨房柜台上。 Oh God. Mine's on the kitchen counter.
我努力活在“现在”，这对我来说是正确的。 Just serves me right for trying to be in the "now."
- 凯文，请闭嘴。 - 拉里！ - Kevin, please shut up. - Larry!
[敲门] [banging door]
- 嘿拉里！ - 拉里！拉里！ - 拉里！ - Hey Larry! - Larry! Larry! - Larry!
[敲门声] [door banging]
你在这里做什么? What are you doing down here?
我从来没有这么高兴见到你。 I've never been so happy to see you.
- 你看到哈里森了吗? - 你看到西尔维娅了吗? - Did you see Harrison? - Did you see Sylvia?
不，等等，我们没有时间做这个。听。 No. Wait, we do not have time for this. Listen.
- 不，你听着。菲利普是个同性恋。 - 什么? - No, you listen. Phillip's a homo. - What?
或者是双性恋，合法又美丽。 Or bisexual, which is legitimate and beautiful.
- 你自己看。 - 是的。 - See for yourself. - Yes.
这就是西尔维娅杀死他的原因。 That's why Sylvia killed him.
- 现在她在追我们。 - 而且她非常粗鲁。 - And now she's after us. - And she's being very rude.
好的。我准备好了。我们来念咒语吧。 Okay. I'm ready. Let's do the spell.
我们有所有这些东西，对吗? We have all this stuff, right?
等等，我们必须找到哈里森。 Wait, we have to find Harrison.
- 从字面上看，谁关心他? - 他有一把刀。 - Literally, who cares about him? - He has a knife.
他们说，让他感到受欢迎。 Make him feel welcome, they said.
- 就像你为什么--? - 嘘。 - Like why are you--? - Shh.
- 我只是说，如果他在屋子里，我们不应该—— - 他妈的安静点！ - I'm just saying, if he's in the house, shouldn't we-- - Be fucking quiet!
住口。他妈的闭嘴。 Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
你为什么这么刻薄? Why are you being so mean?
因为你会害死我们。 Because you're going to get us killed.
听着，如果你想去那里，就做我的客人吧。 Look, if you want to go out there, be my guest.
现在我明白为什么他们说你不应该亲吻你的朋友了。 Now I get why they say you shouldn't kiss your friends.
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
[脚步声] [footsteps]
[地板吱吱作响] [floor creaking]
凯文? Kevin?
[脚步声] [footsteps]
哈里森? Harrison?
他妈的！ Fuck!
[门嘎吱一声打开] [door creaks open]
你好? Hello?
呃，送货。 Uh, delivery.
得到你的无肉意大利辣香肠，无麸质纯素奶酪。 Got your meatless pepperoni, gluten-free vegan cheese.
你好? Hello?
[门砰地关上] [door slams shut]
是你。 It's you.
- 呃。 - 我一直都期待着你。 - Uh. - I've been expecting you.
嗯，是的。 Well, yeah.
如此栩栩如生，如此纯真， So lifelike, so innocent,
悲剧，但美丽。 tragic, but beautiful.
谢谢。 Thanks.
从某种意义上说，谁没有成为我们母亲的受害者。 And who hasn't, in a sense, been victim to our mothers.
你怎么知道的? How'd you know?
我能说什么?我们做了一些挖掘，呃，我们知道你的秘密。 What can I say? We did a little digging and uh, we know your secret.
我的秘密? My secret?
你不必再隐藏了。 You don't have to hide anymore.
看看我，现在我们公开恋爱了。 Look at me, now we love in the open.
哦。好的。哇。 Oh. Okay. Wow.
嘘。我们没有太多时间。我看到你，我明白你， Shh. We don't have much time. I see you, I get you,
我会让你自由。 and I am going to set you free.
哦，感觉好真实啊！ Oh, it feels so real!
[呻吟] [moaning]
[呜咽和嘀咕] [whimpering and muttering]
哦！ Ooh!
[重击声] [thuds]
哈里森.你在这儿吗? Harrison. You in here?
有什么好的，我的男人? What's good, my man?
你，呃，你冷吗? You, uh, you chilling?
哈里森，我——我知道你可能会生气， Harrison, I--I know you might be angry,
甚至可能有点晃动，没关系。 maybe even a little sloshed, and that's okay.
我的意思是，我只需要知道你没事，因为我们是兄弟，对吗? I mean, I just need to know that you're okay, because we're brothers, right?
而且你甚至不需要说话。 And you don't even have to talk.
我的意思是，我们甚至可以观看体育比赛。 I mean, I-- We can even watch a sports game.
是的。我们为什么不这样做呢? Yeah. Why don't we do that?
我们为什么不看……体育比赛? Why don't we watch... Sports?
[门吱吱地关上] [door squeaks shut]
[巨响] [loud bang]
[脚步声] [footsteps]
[电话铃声] [phone ringing]
嘿弗兰克，我们似乎确实有 Hey Frank, we certainly seem to have
召唤了一些可疑的灵魂。 summoned some suspicious spirits.
呃，如果您可以的话，请告诉我们如何继续下去。 Uh, sooo if you could please advise us on how to proceed with that.
我将在您的网站上留下热情的评论。 I will leave a glowing review on your website.
嗯，好吧。祝福你和你的家人。 Um, okay. Blessings to you and yours.
好的。再见。 Okay. Bye-bye.
[呻吟和大笑] [moaning and laughing]
哈里森，没有人会伤害你。好的? Harrison, no one is going to hurt you. Okay?
好的。我们永远不会那样做。 Okay. We would never do that.
我们先拿好东西，然后在西尔维娅之前离开这里吧 Let's just get your stuff and get out of here before Sylvia,
或者有什么不好的事情发生。 or anything bad happens.
[呻吟] [moaning]
哦操。搞什么鬼。我的天啊。 Oh fuck. What the fuck. Oh my God.
[车门关上] [car door shuts]
- 哦，你还好吗?非常抱歉，我没有——！ - 噢！ - Oh, are you okay? I'm so sorry, I didn't-! - Ow!
嘿！ Hey!
[重击声] [thuds]
- 小心。 - 我的上帝。他还好。 - Careful. - My God. He's fine.
是的，我非常非常非常抱歉。 Yeah, I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry.
- 发生了什么? - 我什么也看不见，我只是-。 - What happened? - I couldn't see anything and I just-.
好的。我们需要快点施咒。 Okay. We need to hurry up and do the spell.
- 你最好的人差点被杀了。 - 由你。 - Your best man was almost killed. - By you.
- 这是一次意外。 - 你这样对我? - It was an accident. - You did this to me?
这一切越早结束。 the sooner that this is all over.
我的意思是，看看你对哈里森做了什么。 I mean, look at what you did to Harrison.
你到底在说什么? What are you even saying?
哈里森永远不会用刀追捕尼科。 Going after Nico with a knife, Harrison would never do that.
- 他刚刚做到了。 - 不，显然他被西尔维娅附身了。 - He just did. - No, clearly he is possessed by,Sylvia.
你必须停止为他找借口。 You have got to stop making excuses for him.
- 他是对的。 - 谢谢。 - He's right. - Thank you.
不，拉里是对的。 No, Larry's right.
- 什么? - 我是不是因为菲利普那部分而昏倒了? - What? - Was I passed out for the,Phillip part?
不，你们都不在场。 No, none of you were there.
好的。看，西尔维娅攻击我是因为我操了她的儿子。 Okay. Look, Sylvia attacked me because I fucked her son.
婊子，不。 Bitch, no.
那又怎么样，我操了一个鬼。没什么大不了。 So what, I fucked a ghost. No big deal.
这不是第一次了。这不会是我的最后一次。 It wouldn't be the first time. It's not going to be my last.
- 疼吗? - 是的，我需要一场一场地比赛。 - Did it hurt? - Yeah I'm gonna need a play by play.
不，这正是你所想的。 No, it was exactly what you'd think.
我的意思是，他很软。他闻起来像面包…… I mean, he was soft. He smelled like bread...
- 男朋友知道吗? - WHO? - Does the boyfriend know? - Who?
正是我们所需要的。又一个愤怒的鬼魂。 Just what we need. Another angry ghost.
听着，我们不知道他们的安排。 Look, we don't know their arrangement.
不管怎样，当他冰冷的手触碰我活生生的肉体的那一刻—— Anyway, the moment his icy hands touched my living flesh--
孩子们！稍后详细介绍。 Children! Details later.
现在我们有驱魔任务要做。 Right now we have an exorcism to do.
把东西给我拿来。 Bring me the objects.
属于她的东西。他的一些东西。 Something of hers. Something of his.
[鼾声] [snoring sound]
- 天啊。我们应该叫醒他吗? - 我们为什么要这么做? - Oh my gosh. Should we wake him? - Why would we do that?
好的。哈里森就在那儿的某个地方 Okay. Harrison is in there somewhere
他需要我们的帮助。如果我们叫醒他—— and he needs our help. If we wake him--
然后西尔维娅再次攻击我们。 Then Sylvia attacks us all over again.
宿主身体失去知觉。 The host body is unconscious.
让我们就这样吧。 Let us leave it that way.
手。 Hands.
精神或魔鬼或恶魔或神， Spirit or devil or demon or god,
停止你的占有和邪恶的外表。 cease your possession and evil fa?ade.
愿你不再进入我们的房子。 Into our house may you enter no more.
我们消除你们的恶作剧和发动战争。 We banish your mischief and waging of war.
这位主人不会被你们的异教阴谋所渗透。 This host shall not be penetrated by your pagan plot.
如果他的善良开始腐烂，就放弃这艘船吧。 Abdicate this vessel should his goodness start to rot.
- 什么善意? - 嘿！ - What Goodness? - Hey!
如果你继续添加你的评论是不行的。 It won't work if you keep adding your commentary.
好的。但如果不起作用怎么办 Okay. But what if it doesn't work
当我们吟唱我们的咒语时，走吧，被放逐。 Be gone, be exiled as we chant our spell.
- 走吧。是- -操我。 - Be gone. Be- - Fuck me.
我的天啊。他醒了。哈里森！ Oh my God. He's awake. Harrison!
- 等等，小心点。 - 不要解开他。 - Wait, be careful. - Do not untie him.
- 各位，我们正在驱魔中期。 - 嘿，我的伙计。 - People, we are mid-exorcism. - Hey, my dude.
- 你对我做了什么? - 这是为了你自己的安全。 - What did you do to me? - It was for your own safety.
是的，你想杀死我们的朋友，所以我们限制了你。 Yeah, you tried to kill our friend so we restrained you.
需要明确的是，西尔维娅进入了你的身体 To be clear, Sylvia entered your body
她试图杀了我，因为我为她的儿子而触底。 and she tried to kill me because I bottomed for her son.
哦，别吓到他了！ Oh, don't scare him!
好吧，我超过了她儿子。现在如果我们可以恢复的话。 Fine, I topped her son. Now if we can resume.
你，你需要喝点水吗? Do you, do you need some water?
- 严重地? - 给我... - Seriously? - Get me...
- 是的，伙计。 - 坐下。我们需要完成这件事。 - Yeah buddy. - Sit down. We need to finish this.
- 我们不能就这样把他留在这里！ - 给我... - We can't just leave him here like this! - Get me...
- 无论你需要什么，请告诉我。 - 坐下。 - Whatever you need, just tell me. - Sit down.
- 尼科是对的。快点。 - 你他妈的让我离开这里！ - Nico is right. Come on. - You get me the fuck out of here!
闭嘴西尔维娅，我们正在努力。 Shut up Sylvia, we're working on it.
[低沉的尖叫声] [muffled screaming]
读！ Read!
[尖叫声继续] [screaming continues]
当我们吟唱我们的咒语时，消失吧，被放逐， Be gone, be exiled as we chant our spell,
放弃我们的纯真，你这个来自地狱的魅魔。 relinquishing our innocence, you succubus from hell.
[尖叫声继续] [screaming continues]
噢，安静点女人！ Oh, hush woman!
现在大家在一起了。 Now all together.
让我们驱除不洁的灵魂。 Exorcizamus Te immundus spiritum.
驱魔到什么? Exorcizamus to the, to the what?
让我们驱除不洁的灵魂。 Exorcizamus Te immundus spiritum.
不不不不。 No. No. No. No.
你在干什么?你会把我们都杀了。 What are you doing? You'll get us all killed.
停止！ Stop!
看。 Look.
伙计们，看看这里。 Guys, look at this right here.
- 你吓到我了。 - 很快你就会摆脱痛苦。 - You're scaring me. - Soon you'll be free of pain.
[刀子在地板上叮当作响] [knife clanks on floor]
“我的儿子和他的心。” "My son and his heart."
我会在你身后。 I'll be right behind you.
- 如果我迷路了怎么办? - 你不会的。 - If I lose my way? - You won't.
这是她的笔迹。 It's her handwriting.
- 如果他们找到我呢? - 我不会让他们这么做的。 - And if they find me? - I won't let them.
你还记得我告诉你的话吗?距这里以北两英里。 You remember what I told you? It's two miles north of here.
如果我看到了这条河，我就已经走得太远了。 And if I see the river, I've traveled too far.
当你到达房子时，进入地窖， When you reach the house, go into the cellar,
西蒙呢? And Simon?
我必须找到他。我们必须警告他。 I have to find him. We have to warn him.
然后让他们抓住你? And let them catch you?
不，你现在必须离开。 No, you must leave, now.
- 我会告诉其他人你逃跑了。 - 不，告诉他们我们死了。 - I'll tell the others you've run away. - No, tell them we're dead.
告诉他们你把我埋在森林里了，西蒙也是。 Tell them that you buried me in the forest, Simon too.
到时候我就会溜出去。 In due time I'll slip out.
- 然后我们三个人，我们都可以—— 奔跑。 - And then the three of us, we can all be-- - Run.
走吧，从后面出去。 Go, out the back.
[玻璃破碎] [glass breaks]
[大声欢呼] [loud cheering]
但他们为什么要杀她? But why'd they kill her?
[巨响] [loud bang]
他走了。你永远找不到他。 He's gone. You'll never find him.
他死了。埋在树林里。 He's dead. Buried in the woods.
现在滚出去，滚出我的房子！ Now get out, get out of my house!
- 因为她保守了他们的秘密。 - 西尔维娅。 - Because she kept their secret. - Sylvia.
她并不邪恶。 She's not evil.
她还在吗? Is she even here?
[西尔维娅抽泣] [Sylvia sobs]
[幽灵般的嗡嗡声] [ghostly humming]
[嗡嗡声继续] [humming continues]
哦对不起。棘手的和谐。 Oh, sorry. Tricky harmony.
- 什么鬼！ - 是你? - What the fuck! - It was you?
什么?我只是想在演出前把它搞定。 What? I just wanted to nail it by showtime.
这与我们教你的根本不相近。 That's not even close to what we taught you.
然后我们就使用轨道。 Then we're using the track.
- 我很抱歉。 - 不，我很抱歉。 - I am so sorry. - No, I'm sorry.
- 我对你太糟糕了。 - 我差点杀了你。 - I was awful to you. - I almost killed you.
这是一次意外。我知道这是一次意外。 It was an accident. I know it was an accident.
[尖叫] [screaming]
- 西尔维娅，你为什么要这样做? - 我不是西尔维娅！ - Sylvia, why are you doing this? - I'm not Sylvia!
- 正是她会说的。 - 哈里森，把刀放下。 - Exactly what she would say. - Harrison, put, put the knife down.
退后一步。 Stay back.
好的。如果你不是西尔维娅 Okay. If you are not Sylvia,
那你为什么拿着刀进我房间?！ then why did you come into my room with a knife?!
- 你说有恶魔！ - 烈酒。 - You said there were demons! - Spirits.
墙壁在砰砰作响。灯灭了。 The walls were banging. The lights went out.
那里有一个我以前从未见过的人。 There was that guy,I'd never seen before.
- 菲利普，你漂亮的儿子? - 我不是她。我就是我！ - Phillip, your beautiful son? - I'm not her. I'm me!
尼科，她不在里面。 Nico, she is not in there.
- 你不是想杀我们吗? - 不！ - You weren't trying to kill us? - No!
杰米说，当你喝醉时，你会变得暴力。 Jamie said that when you get drunk, you get violent.
我从来没有伤害过任何人。 I never hurt anyone.
[刀子在地板上叮当作响] [knife clanks on floor]
你骂我基佬然后把我绑起来。 You call me faggot and then you tie me up.
- 我们从来没有这么叫过你。 - 我知道我听到了什么。 - We never called you that. - I know what I heard.
这里没有人认为你是同性恋，也许是个混蛋，但是—— No one here thinks you're gay, maybe an asshole but--
我不认识任何同性恋者。 I don't know any gay people.
突然之间，我的兄弟，他是同性恋 And all of a sudden, my brother, he's gay
他要同性结婚，而我要和同性恋者开派对，而且—— and he's getting gay married and I'm having parties with gay guys and--
听起来很有趣。 Sounds so fun.
- 然后你就想把我灌醉。 - 那是我！ - And then you try to get me drunk. - It was me!
- 噢，亲爱的。 - 什么? - Oh honey. - What?
是的。那是一个错误。我以为那是我的玻璃杯。 Yeah. It was a mistake. I thought it was my glass.
- 你? - 每个人都在大喊大叫 - You? - And everyone was yelling
我非常害怕，我只是—— and I was super scared and I just--
- 这是一次意外。 - 是的。是的。 - It was an accident. - Yeah. Yeah.
我-我真的非常非常抱歉哈里森 I'm- I'm really, really sorry Harrison,
拉里，大家浪费了这么好的梅洛葡萄酒。 Larry, everyone for wasting such a good Merlot.
没关系。 It's fine.
我只是——你知道， I'm just-- you know,
我一直在努力让事情变得更容易。 I have been trying really hard to make things easier for you.
我什至把你置于我的朋友之上，这种事不会再发生了 I even put you over my friends, which will not happen again
因为我厌倦了为自己道歉。 because I'm tired of apologizing for myself.
还有尼科，你也不过分。 And Nico, you are not too much.
不，我是。这是我的超能力。 No, I am. It's my superpower.
是的。等等，你和谁发生了性关系? Yes it is. And wait, who did you have sex with?
[手机震动] [phone vibrating]
我的天啊。哦。坦率。 Oh my God. Oh. Frank.
- 嗨，嗨。 - 嗨，雷吉，我是弗兰克，我收到了你的消息。 - Hi, Hi. - Hi Reggie, this is Frank, I got your message.
是的。起初是管道，然后是—— Yes. At first it was the pipes and then it--
- 水锤存在问题，因此如果您- - 水锤? - There's issues with the water hammer so if you-- - Water hammer?
水压表。呃，我想你需要—— The water pressure gauge. Uh, you need to I think--
水压...抱歉。 Water pressure... sorry.
我愿意。 I do.
你知道，这导致了—— You know, that's causing the--
事实上，弗兰克，你知道吗?我们很好。 Actually Frank, you know what? We're good.
是的，我们确实驱逐了房子里的邪恶能量。 Yes, we did expel the evil energy from the house.
所以，嗯...实际上弗兰克现在不是一个好时机， So, um... actually Frank right now is not a great time,
但你会得到五颗星，好吗?亲吻，亲吻。 but you will get your five stars, okay? Kiss, kiss.
[结束通话提示音] [end call tone]
[笑] [laughing]
[金属叮当作响] [metals clanking]
错过? Miss?
- 来和我一起开会吧。 - 现在? - Come to a meeting with me. - Now?
当我们回来的时候。 When we get back.
嗯，好吧。或许。好的。 Um, okay. Maybe. Okay.
孩子们，我们该到此为止了吗? Children, should we call it a night?
嗯，我应该学那首歌吗? Um, should I learn that song?
[笑] [laughing]
♪你走后♪ ♪让我哭泣♪ ♪After you've gone♪ ♪and left me crying♪
♪你走后♪ ♪无可否认♪ ♪After you've gone♪ ♪there's no denying♪
♪你会感到忧郁，♪ ♪你会感到难过吗♪ ♪You'll feel blue,♪ ♪you'll feel sad♪
♪你会想念最好的朋友吗♪ ♪你曾经有过吗♪ ♪You'll miss the bestest pal♪ ♪you've ever had♪
♪总有一天，♪ ♪现在别忘记了♪ ♪There'll come a time,♪ ♪now don't forget it♪
♪总有一天，♪ ♪什么时候你会后悔♪ ♪There'll come a time,♪ ♪when you'll regret it♪
♪哦，宝贝，♪ ♪想想你在做什么♪ ♪Oh baby,♪ ♪think what you're doing♪
♪我对你的爱♪ ♪会让我走向毁灭吗♪ ♪My love for you♪ ♪is gonna drive me to ruin♪
♪你走后，♪ ♪你走后♪ ♪After you've gone,♪ ♪after you've gone♪
♪离开♪ ♪away♪
♪你走后♪ ♪After you've gone♪
♪让我哭泣♪ ♪and left me crying♪
♪你走后♪ ♪After you've gone♪
♪无可否认♪ ♪there's no denying♪
♪你会感到忧郁，♪ ♪你会感到悲伤吗♪ ♪You're gonna feel blue,♪ ♪and you're gonna feel sad♪
♪你会感觉很糟糕吗♪ ♪你会想念，♪ ♪You're gonna feel bad♪ ♪and you'll miss,♪
♪你会想念，♪ ♪你会想念吗♪ ♪and you'll miss,♪ ♪and you'll miss♪
♪最好的♪ ♪你曾经有过的朋友，♪ ♪the bestest♪ ♪pal you ever had,♪
♪总有一天，♪ ♪There'll come a time,♪
♪现在别忘记了♪ ♪now don't forget it♪
♪总有一天，♪ ♪There'll come a time,♪
♪什么时候你会后悔♪ ♪when you'll regret it♪
♪哦，宝贝，♪ ♪Oh baby,♪
♪想想你在做什么♪ ♪think what you're doing♪
♪会开车吗♪ ♪你要毁掉吗♪ ♪It's gonna drive♪ ♪you to ruin♪
♪你走后，♪ ♪你走后♪ ♪After you've gone,♪ ♪after you've gone♪
♪离开！♪ ♪away!♪
[气喘吁吁] [panting]
[笑] [laughing]
- 嗯，嗯，我 - - 嗨宝贝。 - Well, um, I-- - Hi baby.
- 你好。 - 嗨，兄弟。 - Hi. - Hi bro.
大家还好吗? Is everyone okay?
极好 Fabulous
[笑] [laughs]
好的。 Okay.
[歇斯底里的尖叫] [hysterical screaming]
♪我感觉摇摇欲坠，抓狂♪ ♪I'm feeling shaky, stir-crazy♪
♪像金刚狼一样狂暴♪ ♪Raging like wolverine♪
♪我妈妈做了肉汁，我很懒吗♪ ♪My ma made gravy I'm lazy♪
♪狂看《怪奇物语》♪ ♪Binge-watching Stranger Things♪
♪我得下来♪ ♪I got to get down♪
♪我的军队来聚会吧♪ ♪My army let's party♪
♪我、我有什么重大计划♪ ♪I, I got some major schemes♪
♪我等不及了♪ ♪让这帮人重新团结起来♪ ♪I can't wait♪ ♪to get the gang back together♪
♪你了解我，♪ ♪我总是心情低落♪ ♪You know me,♪ ♪I'm always down for whatever♪
♪我等不及了，♪ ♪我等不及了，我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait,♪ ♪I can't wait, I can't wait♪
♪我等不及了，我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait, I can't wait♪
♪我等不及了，♪ ♪我等不及了，我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait,♪ ♪I can't wait, I can't wait♪
♪我觉得♪ ♪焦躁不安和鲁莽♪ ♪I'm feeling♪ ♪restless and reckless♪
♪啊，伙计，让开♪ ♪Ah man get out the way♪
♪所以抽记录♪ ♪吃早餐♪ ♪So pump the record♪ ♪for breakfast♪
♪我想听它演奏♪ ♪I want to hear it play♪
♪我必须大声一点♪ ♪I got to get loud♪
♪巴克狂野地发泄一下♪ ♪Buck wild blow some steam♪
♪啊，让金属更上一层楼，♪ ♪Ah make metal next level,♪
♪和我的团队一起圈起来♪ ♪circle up with my team♪
♪我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait♪
♪为了让这帮人重新团结起来，我们走吧，我们走吧♪ ♪To get the gang back together let's go, let's go♪
♪我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait♪
♪为了让这帮人重新团结起来，我们走吧♪ ♪To get the gang back together come on, let's go♪
♪你了解我♪ ♪You know me♪
♪我总是心情低落♪ ♪是啊，我们走吧♪ ♪I'm always down for whatever♪ ♪yeah, let's go♪
♪我等不及了，我等不及了。♪ ♪我们走吧，我们走吧♪ ♪I can't wait, I can't wait.♪ ♪Let's go, let's go♪
♪我等不及了，♪ ♪我等不及了，♪ ♪I can't wait,♪ ♪I can't wait,♪
♪回到一起，♪ ♪复合♪ ♪Get back together,♪ ♪get back together♪
♪我等不及了，♪ ♪我等不及了，我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait,♪ ♪I can't wait, I can't wait♪
♪我们要开始惹麻烦了♪ ♪那么准备好隆隆作响了吗♪ ♪We going to start some trouble♪ ♪So get ready to rumble♪
♪我们被激怒了♪ ♪We get fired up♪
♪直奔月球♪ ♪乘坐班车♪ ♪Straight to the moon♪ ♪on a shuttle♪
♪最好系好安全带♪ ♪Better buckle up♪
♪因为♪ ♪我们想要热闹吗♪ ♪Because♪ ♪we're looking to hustle♪
♪更好地指关节♪ ♪Better knuckle up♪
♪我们是丛林之王♪ ♪We the king of the jungle♪
♪我们要开始惹麻烦了♪ ♪We going to start some trouble♪
♪那么准备好隆隆作响了吗♪ ♪So get ready to rumble♪
♪我们被激怒了♪ ♪We get fired up♪
♪直奔月球♪ ♪乘坐班车♪ ♪Straight to the moon♪ ♪on a shuttle♪
♪最好系好安全带♪ ♪Better buckle up♪
♪因为我们想要热闹♪ ♪Because we're looking to hustle♪
♪更好地指关节♪ ♪Better knuckle up♪
♪我们是丛林之王♪ ♪We the king of the jungle♪
♪我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait♪
♪复合♪ ♪Get back together♪
♪我等不及了，等等♪ ♪I can't wait, wait♪
♪回来吧，回来吧♪ ♪Get back, get back♪
♪我等不及了，♪ ♪我等不及了，我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait,♪ ♪I can't wait, I can't wait♪
♪让帮派重新团结起来♪ ♪To get the gang back together♪
♪我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait♪
♪让帮派重新团结起来♪ ♪To get the gang back together♪
♪你了解我♪ ♪You know me♪
♪我总是心情低落♪ ♪I'm always down for whatever♪
♪我等不及了，♪ ♪我等不及了，我等不及了♪ ♪I can't wait,♪ ♪I can't wait, I can't wait♪
[器乐] [instrumental music]
[工业噪音] [industrial noise]
[嗖嗖] [whoosh]